This was kind of ridiculous.
I decided I should eat something yesterday on my way to the SCAD shop, so I ran over to Chick Fil A, which was closed, and made me sad. The only other place nearby was a Starbucks. A $20 sandwich was better than nothing. I'm not a big coffee drinker so I rarely go to coffee shops, but there I was at the checkout absently staring down into some Starbucks-branded tchotchke basket, and it was like finding the Holy Grail. A 2.5" x 7" clear, unprinted plastic water bottle that would be perfect for the ADAM bottle. The cashier asked me if there would be anything else and I was like oh heck yeah there will be. Yoink!